Cards

Description: For those mornings that your new lover takes off after baking you one (1) muffin. Art by Anne (annearchy.com).

Description: Show your love for the specialest dragon rider at the academy!

Description: Classic Worst Bestsellers logo. Designed by Kitty (bitchesgetriches.com).

Description: Show your support for our wonderful sponsor, Steaks and Cakes: the fictional restaurant from Christian Mingle: The Movie that only sells steaks and cakes!

Description: Now everyone will know how seriously (and tediously) you take consent!

Description: Just because babies can’t speak doesn’t mean they consent to your creepo werewolf relationship, JACOB.

Description: Join us in gerunding our way through our most f-able, m-able, and k-able presidents (as covered by Bill O’Reilly)!

Description: America's favorite game! Art by Paola Harris (Paola's Pixels).

Description: Prefer to visit the land of Duartensia in simple black & white? Here you go! Art by Paola Harris (Paola's Pixels).

Description: Visit the beautiful land of Duartensia! Art by Paola Harris (Paola's Pixels)

Description: Fuckin' Whatever! Art by Anne (annearchy.com).

Description: Just keep livin' and just keep listenin' (to podcasts). Art by Anne (annearchy.com).